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Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (9 hours old)

A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

Who needs therepy? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (10 hours old)

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Louis Walsh From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (10 hours old)

When will this man get a reality check, smell the coffee and realise that he is either tone death, or the biggest bullshitter in the world.... Louis the louse should bow out of this competition at … more

Please Please Please From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (11 hours old)

Will someone out there please put John and Edward out of their misery (and mine)....… more

Guess the odd one out: From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (14 hours old)

Lord Stevenson, former chairman, HBOS Bank Andy Hornby, former CEO, HBOS Bank Sir Fred Goodwin, former CEO, RBS Bank Sir Tom McKillup, former chairman, RBS Bank John McFall MP, chairman, Treasury … more

The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (14 hours old)

It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

Saturday Meme From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (20 hours old)

1. With Friday the 13th on the horizon, do you have any superstitions? I will not walk under ladders and hate seeing a single magpie. 2. Have you any phobias? Still have a fear of heights. 3. … more

Quote of the night From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

If you got to swim in shit, keep your chin up.… more

Instant Viagra From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (1 day old)

'Viagra' is now available in powder form for your tea. It doesn't enhance your sexual performance but it does stop your biscuit going soft.. … more

Woman has affair with married man From unclefrank in Frank's Page (3 days old)

This can happen only in India. People take the law into their own hands. A woman had an affair with a married man. His wife came to know about it. She along with a group of other women accosted the w… more

BLACK BEAR From unclefrank in Frank's Page (6 days old)

Today a black bear strayed out of Manas National park and attacked a man. The irate villagers chased the bear and mercilessly beat it to death. Uncle Frank is sad at this event.… more

SUNDAY From unclefrank in Frank's Page (6 days old)

Today is Sunday, What a glorious day it has been, Plenty of sunshine has been seen, The day has gone off well for uncle Frank, He put off for tomorrow his visit to the bank, Sunday has always bee… more

Map reading, a dying art From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (6 days old)

Anybody out there think that Sat Navs are the worst techology ever? Having to listen to inane interjections from some plumy voice, that seems to sound smug when you miss the turning, must add to in… more

Whatever happened to Ladybird Books? From prydwen in Good Old Days (6 days old)

"The highlight of my childhood? It's the Ladybird Book of Motorcars from 1963, and as you would imagine it's full of rubbish really. Just endless boring grey shapes, until you get to page 40, where yo… more

Clarkson on Detroit From prydwen in Grin and bear it (6 days old)

"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place." … more

SUNDAY From unclefrank in Frank's Page (7 days old)

Today is Sunday, Its a brand new day, The sun is out and shining, On Sunday uncle Frank believes in outside dining, He has his breakfast, lunch and dinner out, His wife also has some respite from… more

When you know you are too old to Trick or Treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Nicked from Miss Cellenia 10. You get puffed out from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone … more

What lurks under your bed ???? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

Most countries have their equivalent of the Bogeyman, here are of the best. 1. There are many theories about the origin of the word “bogeyman.” One is that it devolved from “buggy man,” the driver… more

New word of the day From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

My son came out with a new one last night. 'Chillaxing' need I give an explanation? … more

An atheist in the woods From prydwen in Grin and bear it (7 days old)

An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling i… more

Proof that sports drinks work LOL From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Trick or treat From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

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Dr Who update From prydwen in SciFi (7 days old)

The BBC have announced that the next hour long episode will be shown on Sunday November 15th at 7.00pm. Called "Waters of Mars" in says it will be the 'darkest' episode yet. In the story the Doc… more

Am I hearing things? From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (7 days old)

I was watching one of the latest ads for Windows 7, the one with the guy in the gym who talks about the snap feature. But was I hearing things when he says "I am going to Wulfweard my genius now".??? … more

SUNDAY From unclefrank in Frank's Page (8 days old)

Tomorrow is Sunday the seventh day of the week, Uncle Frank has a build like Adonis the Greek, He takes complete rest on a Sunday, Its also a fun day, Uncle Frank does not go out to play, But he … more

Senior moment From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

Have you every had a senior moment? I was listening to the radio whilst in Leicester, when a DJ admitted that he might be getting old. He related the fact that he had thought he had lost his mobile… more

It's all gobbledy gook to me From prydwen in Wulfweard the White (8 days old)

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endo… more

SATURDAY From unclefrank in Frank's Page (8 days old)

Tomorrow is Saturday the sixth day of the week, Uncle Frank always tries to be humble and meek, The Lord has shown us the Way, We have to only listen to what He has to say, He lived on this earth … more

FRIDAY From unclefrank in Frank's Page (9 days old)

Today is Friday the fifth day of the week, Uncle Frank's house roof has developed a leak, Due to the incessant rain, It was driving him insane, Now he has to get a mason to repair the leak, The l… more

THURSDAY From unclefrank in Frank's Page (10 days old)

Go to site http://www.holidayincoorg.webs.com Today is Thursday the fourth day of the week, The weather today is so cold and bleak, It has been raining like this for many days, And there is no s… more